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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
*New Bloody Knee Treatment!
champjuve @ 7:31 PM

Hey guys,
Just a new update from Beijing. Serg Yufan has discovered a new treatment of treating abrasions. Let's mark this moment in medical history =P 12th March, 2008, Wed, 5:30pm.

These are the given steps of medication:
1. Use 1 sheet of antiseptic wipe to dap on the bloody wound, oozing with blood. //evaneyf and onwards until i say no
2. Then you notice the wipe turn drenched in blood, litter it on the field.
3. Panic and try to think but fail.
4. After that ask the nearby person, in this case was Shennan, to take tissue from the nearby place, which in the case was very very very very very near.
5. Comfort the patient (me) and see me groan in pain, then smile.
6. When the tissues have arrived, meng3 just dab it on the wound.
7. You will realize that everytime some blood gets absorbed, the blood returns to the same level again.
8. Finally, you 觉悟 that tissues will cause infection!!!
9. Use a forcep to pluck out the tissues which are stuck together with the skin alr
10. Unfortunately take the patient as a manikin and see him cry in agony
11. Inability to take out every fibre + extreme 七手八脚 = just listen to the PDO
12. Use a lint + gauze + crepe band to wrap round the bloody wound
13. Hopefully, 'the applied even direct pressure'-evaneyf will cause the blood to a bit dry up and clean itself
14. Okay then boast that you can lift up a 50kg casualty and leave the casualty listening to your coolness //other person
15. Do the real thing and just faint //other person
16. Know now how strong you really are //other person

=P I survived. All thanks go to Serg EVANEYF and Cpl OTHER PERSON. Kudos to the guinea pig, PDO CPL clement.
Do take note of the treatment for it may be tested in your next first aid test. Be prepared.

Win. Happy. Win-win situation. Service to St John.

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