Monday, March 31, 2008
luky-man @ 8:56 PM
Time for my Flag Day experience!
First SSG Weijie, Timothy and Kenneth Loh went to Toa Payoh. WOW. DEAD SIA. All the shops in the market were closed. There was literally only us. So we went towards the MRT station where there finally signs of civilization. But there were already CHIJ girls there camping, then Mayflower appeared. So we were owned there.. cos CHIJ spread out so defensively. So we took the MRT to Ang Mo Kio. We were near AMK Hub, but didn't know it at first. So Weijie went to the library where many rich parents took their kids to read and such. Timothy, Kenneth and I camped around the place. I was at the junction of 2 corners and got a bit of money. I can recall how many schools there were
1. CHIJ
2. Cat High
3. Anderson
4. Mayflower
5. Nanyang
6. AI
7. Xinmin
8. I think there was 1 more corps in full u.
How to collect? Like only 3 in 10 people donated. There was 1 auntie who was damn own: Gave me like 10+ five cent coins. Even her daughter was saying "Umm... mummy??" And the above schools did NOT camp. They did laps of the same old places and it was freaking annoying.
When I met up again with Timothy and Kenneth, Timothy had 20 cents and Kenneth had a fairly ok (considering my amount, his amount was bad) amount of cash. We slacked for about 15 mins and continued. But Timothy and Kenneth went to library too so I solo-ed Central Square.
Later I decided to go to the library since I was completely wasted after standing for so long (See la. Weakest in CT). LOL. Weijie got 4 $2 notes and Kenneth and Timothy got a few. -.-
After I decided to rest, a Sec 4 (Weijie's classmate) came up to Kenneth and I (Timothy left, he said Braddell was super crowded and no one was camping there) and started saying "WTF You're wearing Hwa Chong uniform! Where got people sit down for flag day one!!" I think he was from SLC. K lah. So Kenneth continued collecting at library and I went back to my usual spot. Then after 10 minutes I saw someone called Jonathan Foo. Lol. "Eh. Sec 1 ar?" -.-
I hate collecting money at the heartlands.
flag day
ナナシ @ 8:37 PM
tips: solicitate from these kinds of people:
-parents (sticker for their kid)
-large groups of people (peer pressure causes everyone to donate)
anyways, 1/3 of the day was me standing at some spot where people would automagically come put in monies without me solicitating. yay?
glee @ 3:07 PM
Below is the list of people who passed the KSJ test held on 8th March.
LEOW WEI CHIN
LIM MINGXUN
KENNETH LOH DING CHAO
KWOK MUN SENG MELVIN
CHNG WEI SHENG
RAYMOND LAI JIN HAO
WU ZIHAO
CHUA WEI JIE
CHRISTOPHER HO JUNHONG
TAN DING JIE
GLEN LEE CHIN TECK
CHEN BOWIE
Congrats to those who passed. ;D
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Flag Day
BT @ 9:58 PM
OK i was posted to Yishun with Cheng Can. And to clarify something, he is the one who KS me. Hello, he got $50++ dollar , I think I would say thanks if i reached $35. The joke in Yishun is that damn many ppl get chased away by security guard of North Point. The security guard is retarded obviously. I was standing at the staircase nearby at least 10m away from his damned shopping mall he tell me donation on our premises... Lol! Many other ppl kena scam by that security guard too.
THen i met an Ang Moh who gave $1 nia. got 1 auntie give me and antoher NCo 1 dollar each. Then got 1 scammer ask me for money for donation--> the one Cheng Can mention about NCC clothes one. Total scammage la. Nothing interesting except I keep saying about kNOwledge. (get the joke?)
Oh and according to Wikipedia, Chen Sze Hua is only Vice-Chairman Dr. Chen Sze Hua, C.St.J. for National St John Council. He became Chief Commisoner only in 2005. LOL!
Flag day
ReduxDaftstar @ 8:26 PM
Ok then I'll share my experience then.
Like everywhere else in Singapore, here in Yishun is very hot and but oddly i never sweat.
My can also around 1/4 full but mostly coin. Collected at least $57 and used more than 2 sheets, an improvement from last year which i used 1+ sheet. Yishun there very quiet but people there quite nice.
There got other schools as well. there are:
- Catholic High
- Chua Chu Kang Secondary (should have told my brother to tell his SJAB classmates not to send cadets there...)
- Chung Cheng High (Main)
- A school which sends NCC cadets as well (one of them got wear ncc badge)
- One other school
Ways people ignore me: - Say no money
- Say donated already( but can donate again right?)
- Give you some gestures that means 'no'
- Say no coins( but thanks to that, someone give me $2 note, yay)
- They pretend you are invisible
2 incidents that leave an impression on me First incident happened at around 9am near the Yishun town garden. I asked someone for money. She, possibly irritated the number of sjab-ber there, took out a total of $1.20 in coins and dumped it ON my can then ask me put in the coins myself and left in a huff. I found her very rude and hoped I don't meet anyone like her. Second incident happened half an hour later at the same spot. A red haired lady approaching me seems to be on a lookout for SJAB-ber. When I started to approach her she 三步并作两步. As I got closer, she moved even faster. When I ask her "小姐, 你..." she run away so fast that when i turned 90 degrees, she 无影无踪, nowhere to be seen, no trace of her. Laughed so hard that time for 1/2 a minute. Later I and BT(not lauw) play killsteal match (for donations) at area near bus stop at Northpoint shopping centre.( Of course outside lah). So nice KS-ing other SJAB-ber from other schools. Only 2 regrets is that my group didn't go Chong Pang Market. There, my mother said, Saturday morinings got a lot of people. Should have told me earlier... Another was I didn't go Jurong!!! I could have asked my fifth aunt, who works in the foodshop in the station, for donations and maybe a free lunch...nvm.
BT @ 6:30 PM
Dear CSM, NCOS and fellow SJABers,
On 31 February 2008,a Friday, I came across with an incident which drew me into some
reflections which I want to share with my fellow peers as well as
suggestions to CSM and the school.
At 12 in the night, my squad and I left salt centre for our
night trail. To our surprise, there was a private car
parked right in front of the entrance of the salt centre, with its
bonnet already touching the security post. The car made it very
difficult for people to access the gates thus caused inconvenience
to the students. It was unclear if this was due to a traffic
accident or random parking by an irresponsible man or a prank by NCOs to attempt to scare us.
I thought that the core should be alerted so that measures will be taken to
prevent people from parking cars or avoid other people from getting scammed again. However, just when I was about to take out my phone,
an NCO appeared and yelled at me to give me the phone as phones should be conviscated at start of camp.
He then took away my phone and checked
through it. He asked me to collect it from him afterwards. When I
did went to see him after camp, another NCO appeared and ordered
me to show him my galleries to ensure that no obscene photos was
taken, according to him,core does not want any photo to be
published.
I was taken aback and felt happy to show the NCO my impressive gallery of obscene photos and thus argued with
a few strong statements, using my profound knowledge of swear words.
I want to hereby apologize to the relevant NCOs if any unhappiness
was aroused. After all they were just playing their role to guard
the SJAB reputation. However, after consulting the CSM about
this issue I was encouraged to write this PSB message to discuss
whether students should use phones during camp to help
supervise unacceptable behaviors in the school compound. The
difficulty of examining such issues is that there is no distinct
watershed between obliged supervision to improve the school ethics
and the intrusions of privacy.
In my nonexistent opinion, since the yardsticks of such issues could be
rather ambiguous, I suggest that irrelevant incidents to be treated in
a case-to-case basis. I think that the intention of the particular
students using phones is the most important factor to be
examined. Some students take photos of gay moments of certain music teachers
and friends
without being permitted just for their own pleasure;
such behaviors are definitely acceptable and should praised. However, I think that students should be given the
rights to highlight some problems existing in our core or to
supervise our NCOs and peers so that mistakes can be corrected
to create a more conducive environment in St John through methods
such as taking photos as evidence for the school¡¯s reference. For an
example, if we are witnessing our friends being physically molested
by a male music teacher or Bishan Gay or stuff, we are obliged to take
necessary measures such as taking photos as evidence. And I think
the school should even encourage students to molest people .Thus after
reflection of my deed on 31 Feb, I felt though I was rather PRO
to use such strong words on the NCOs, my intention was not
wrong, and after consulting the CSM my intention was approved by him
and he even said that he actually wanted to see the photos!
I felt
deeply encouraged and became more confident to hereby appeal to the
school to allow more freedom to use modern technology to make our
school a better place.
After all I believe that St John is a EP3 that is open
and democratic and effiient and certainly hope that the HQ will take my case into
consideration and make amendments to the core regulations to
benefit the student body as well as to the core.
I¡¯m looking forward to my fellow SJAB sisters views upon this
issue, feel free to kindly leave your comments and suggestions in
the response box, let us keep on striving to fight for our rights
and welfare! :-)
flag day
ky @ 1:17 PM
lol enough of psb niaoing. share your flag day experience! this mine! (you can also see the rest of the post at my blog)
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freaking hot and tired. my can was a slightly more than a quater full. which can be considered average. but this year i had more ppl donating NOTES. other than that it was quite disappointing. lol. ppl in woodlands are really good.
- when they see us approaching (around 10m away) them. they would suddenly take out their handphone and stone there.
-for those who are more acrobatic, they can manourve and make the ledgendary 360 turn. for the noober ones they can only make a tight 90degree turn
-they are also very talented in their oral skills. chaoxu=cx
cx: gd afternoon ma'am, would you like to donate to the st john ambualnce brigade?
ma'am: sorry i dont understand english
yes she replied in english. two explanations for this paranormal observation
1. she failed her psle
2. a prc who has a freaking eng accent
then chaoxu was asking a old man for donations. and he was already reaching for his pocket. *excitement* but then he look at the tin and said "FOR THE SERVICE OF MANKIND??" and walked away.
...damn i think i saw an alien
in the midst of all these, i also have some fun with one of the residents. there was this caucasian (around 50 years old) buying snacks at cc for his daughter. so i asked him "excuse me sir, would you like to donate some money....etc" and he replied
"NO. I AM A STINGY ...(vocab which is out of my knowledge) OLD MAN"
i replied "ohhh....dont say that!"
"NO. BUT I AM REALLY STINGY MAN." (went to his pockets and took out a 20cent coin)
"thanks!"
"WAIT. thats not enough! (search for more coins)"
=.= lol pretty hilarious. in the end i thnk he gave me around 2 bucks.
ReduxDaftstar @ 11:57 AM
Dear teacher-in-charge, NCOs and fellow cadets,
Last... what day was it? Never mind. I came across with an incident which drew me into some reflections which I want to share with my fellow SJABians as well as suggestions to the teacher-in-charge.
At… what time again? Never mind. In the day, my platoon and I left salt centre for our footdrill procedure. To our surprise, there was Dr. Chen’s car, a St John’s ambulance, a fire engine, a police car and a lorry parked right in front of the entrance of the salt centre, with the vehicles’ bonnet already touching the security post. The vehicles made it very difficult for people to access the gates thus caused inconvenience to cadets and NCOs. It was unclear if this was due to a traffic accident or random parking by an irresponsible man. I thought that the corps should be alerted so that measures will be taken to prevent people like that irresponsible driver from parking cars randomly or avoid similar accident from happening. However, just when I was about to take out my watch, a staff sergeant from NPCC (if I am not wrong), possibly a marshal of sorts, of the school appeared and yelled at me for taking down the time of the accident he thought I have noted. He then took away my watch and checked through it. He asked me to collect it from him afterwards. When I did went to see him after EP3, another staff sergeant appeared and ordered me to show him my watch to ensure that no time was taken down, according to him, “the school” does not want the time to be published. I was taken aback and felt frustrated by the command that I have to show to a NPCC NCO my personal stuff, thus argued with a few strong statements.
I want to hereby apologize to the (ir)relevant NPCCians if any unhappiness was aroused. After all they were just playing their role to guard the Hwa Chong’s Uniformed Groups reputation. However, after consulting the NCOs about this issue I was encouraged to write this PSB message to discuss whether students should use their watch to help supervise unacceptable noting in the time in the school compound. The difficulty of examining such issues is that there is no distinct watershed between obliged supervision to improve the school ethos and the intrusions of privates in SJAB (no offence).
In my should-be-but-not-humble opinion, since the yardsticks of such issues could be rather ambiguous, I suggest that relevant incidents to be treated in a case-to-case (wow original writer English very pro sia.) basis. I think that the intention of the particular students taking note of the time is the most important factor to be examined. Some students take note of the time of indecent moments of teachers with his/her colleagues in school without being permitted just for their own pleasure; such nonsense are definitely not acceptable and should face severe punishment. However, I think that students should be given the rights to highlight some problems existing in our school or to supervise our corps so that mistakes can be corrected to create a more conducive training environment in Hwa Chong through methods such as taking note of the time as evidence for the corps’s reference. For an example, if we are witnessing our squad being dismissed later than other squads after it has endedby a male or female staff or staff sergeant from NPCC, we are obliged to take necessary measures such as taking note of the time as evidence for our squad being mistreated/discriminated. And I think the school should even encourage students for doing so. Thus after reflection of (That guy's English very good, should be “reflecting” only) my deed last Friday, I felt though I was rather unfair to use such strong words on our school’s NPCC NCOs, my intention was not wrong, and after consulting the NCOs my intention was approved by them and they even said that they actually wanted to see the photos! I felt deeply encouraged/motivated/enthu-ed/emotionally charged and became more confident to hereby appeal to the school to allow more freedom to use modern technology to make our trainings better.
After all I believe that Hwa Chong is an institution that is open and democratic and certainly hope that corps will take my case into consideration and make amendments to the school regulations to benefit the cadets and NCOs as well as to the corps.
I’m looking forward to my fellow cadets’ views upon this issue, feel free to kindly leave your comments and suggestions in the response box, let us keep on striving to fight for our rights (to take note of the time) and watches! :-)
yours faithfully,
Cheng can, 29/3/08
Saturday, March 29, 2008
djtansg @ 11:13 PM
Dear Mr. Loh, NCOs and fellow corpsmates,
Last Friday I came across with an incident which drew me into some reflections which I want to share with my fellow peers as well as suggestions to Mr. Loh and the corps.
At 5 pm in the evening, my squad and I left salt centre for our CPR tutorial. To our surprise, there were Sze Hua's Lexus RX 400h, Ferrari F430, Lamborghini Gallardo, Lotus Elise, Jaguar XK Mark II, Rolls-Royce Phantom, Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren, Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione, Maserati GranTurismo and Aston Martin DBS V12 parked right in front of the entrance of the salt centre, with their bonnets already touching the security post. The cars made it very difficult for people to access the gates thus caused inconvenience to the cadets. It was unclear if this was due to a traffic accident or random parking by an irresponsible man. I thought that the corps should be alerted so that measures will be taken to prevent people from parking cars randomly or avoid similar accident from happening. However, just when I was about to take out my stuff, a staff sergeant appeared and yelled at me to throw away the stuff he thought I have taken. He then took away my stuff and checked through it. He asked me to collect it from him afterwards. When I did went to see him after training, another staff appeared and ordered me to show him my stuff to ensure that no stuff was taken, according to him, ¡°the corps¡± does not want the stuff to be removed. I was taken aback and felt frustrated by the command that I have to show to a staff my personal stuff, thus argued with a few strong stuff.
I want to hereby apologize to the relevant staffs if any unhappiness was aroused/invoked/stimulated/incited/turned on. After all they were just playing around to guard the Hwa Chong reputation. However, after consulting Mr. Loh about this issue I was aroused/invoked/stimulated/incited/turned on to write this PSB message to discuss whether students should use the stuff in their stuffs to help supervise unacceptable staffs' stuffs in the school compound. The difficulty of examining such issues is that there is no distinct watershed between obliged supervision to improve the school ethos and the intrusions of private-fc.
In my proud-to-be humble opinion, since the yardsticks of such stuff could be rather ambiguous, I suggest that relevant stuffs to be treated in a case-to-case basis. I think that the intention of the particular students taking the stuff is the most important stuff to be examined. Some students take stuffs of indecent stuffs of staffs and stuffs without being permitted just for their own voyeur; such staffs' stuff are definitely not acceptable and should face severe punishment. However, I think that students should be given the rights to highlight some problems existing in our school or to supervise our staffs and staffs' stuffs so that mistakes can be corrected to create a more conducive environment in Hwa Chong through methods such as taking stuff as evidence for the corp¡¯s reference. For an example, if we are witnessing our staffs being physically stuffed by a male or female staff or stuff, we are obliged to take necessary stuffs such as taking stuffs as evidence. And I think the school should even encourage students for doing stuff. Thus after reflection of my deed last Friday, I felt though I was rather unfair to use such strong stuffs on the staffs, my intention was not wrong, and after consulting Mr. Loh my intention was approved by him and he even said that he actually wanted to see the stuffs! I felt deeply aroused/invoked/stimulated/incited/turned on and became more confident to hereby appeal to the corps to allow more freedom to use modern technology to make our corps a better place.
After all I believe that Hwa Chong is an institution that is open and democratic and certainly hope that corps will take my case into consideration and make amendments to the corps regulations to benefit the cadet body as well as to the corps.
I¡¯m looking forward to my fellow corpsmates¡¯ views upon this issue, feel free to kindly leave your stuffs and staffs' stuffs in the response box, let us keep on striving to fight for our stuffs and staffs! @&#*@^$)@*(&*#$@
#ding
BT @ 10:50 PM
Re: Should students be granted more freedom in using hand phones? (this title has little/no relevance to content)
From: LIU XUN 29-03-08
SOME RANDOM COMMENTS WHICH ARE NOT FUNNY
Dear Mr. Hon, teachers and fellow Hwa Chongians,
Last Thursday I came across with an incident which drew me into some
reflections which I want to share with my fellow peers as well as
suggestions to Mr. Hon and the school.
At 10 am in the morning, my class and I left salt centre for our
history tutorial. To our surprise, there was a private car
parked right in front of the entrance of the salt centre, with its
bonnet already touching the security post. The car made it very
difficult for people to access the gates thus caused inconvenience
to the students. It was unclear if this was due to a traffic
accident or random parking by an irresponsible man.
HeLLO! DUN BE RETARDED LA! OBVIOUS THIS IS ACCIDENT. WHICH BLOODY *****
would want to park like that.
I thought that
the school should be alerted so that measures will be taken to
prevent people from parking cars randomly or avoid similar accident
from happening. However, just when I was about to take out my phone,
a staff of the school appeared and yelled at me to delete the photo
he thought I have taken.
AGAIN U ARE RETARDED. THOUGH SCHOOL RULES SAY PHONES ALLOWED, CANNOT USE
IN LESSON TIME WHAT.
He then took away my phone and checked
through it. He asked me to collect it from him afterwards. When I
did went to see him after class, another staff appeared and ordered
me to show him my galleries to ensure that no photo of the car was
taken, according to him, ¡°the school¡± does not want the photo to be
published.
PUBLISH WHERE? NEWSPAPER AH? HEADLINES: BOY SAW A IRRESPONSIBLE MAN PARKING
AND BLOCKING STUDENTS ROAD?
I was taken aback and felt frustrated by the command that
I have to show to a stranger my personal stuff, thus argued with
a few strong statements.
FYI: STRONG STATEMENTS MEAN SWEARING
I want to hereby apologize to the relevant staffs if any unhappiness
was aroused. After all they were just playing their role to guard
the Hwa Chong reputation. However, after consulting Mr. Hon about
this issue I was encouraged to write this PSB message to discuss
whether students should use the cameras in their phones to help
supervise unacceptable behaviors in the school compound. The
difficulty of examining such issues is that there is no distinct
watershed between obliged supervision to improve the school ethos
and the intrusions of privacy.
OH SO PRIVATE.
In my humble(SO HUMBLE) opinion, since the yardsticks of such issues could be
rather ambiguous, I suggest that relevant incidents to be treated in
a case-to-case(WAH LAO CSE STILL GRAMMAR ERROR: case-by-case) basis. I think that the intention of the particular
students taking the photo is the most important factor to be
examined. Some students take photos of indecent moments of teachers
and friends (OMG THIS IS SICK!)
without being permitted just for their own pleasure;
such behaviors are definitely not acceptable and should face severe
punishment. However, I think that students should be given the
rights to highlight some problems existing in our school or to
supervise our teachers and peers so that mistakes can be corrected
to create a more conducive environment in Hwa Chong through methods
such as taking photos as evidence for the school¡¯s reference. For an
example, if we are witnessing our friends being physically molested
by a male or female teacher or stuff( OR BEING GAY), we are obliged to take
necessary measures such as taking photos as evidence. And I think
the school should even encourage students for doing so. Thus after
reflection of my deed last Friday, I felt though I was rather unfair
to use such strong words on the teachers, my intention was not
wrong, and after consulting Mr. Hon my intention was approved by him
and he even said that he actually wanted to see the photos!(MR HON WANTS TO FIRE HIM)
I felt
deeply encouraged and became more confident(SO ENCOURAGING) to hereby appeal to the
school to allow more freedom to use modern technology(you think VGA camera very high tech is it?) to make our
school a better place.
After all I believe that Hwa Chong is an institution that is open
and democratic and certainly hope that school will take my case into
consideration and make amendments to the school regulations to
benefit the student body as well as to the school.
I¡¯m looking forward to my fellow Hwa Chong brothers¡¯ views upon this
issue, feel free to kindly leave your comments and suggestions in
the response box, let us keep on striving to fight for our rights
and welfare! :-)
(damn lukyean beat me to it)
luky-man @ 10:29 PM
Dear Principal, teachers and fellow SJABians,
Last Friday I came across with an incident which drew me into some
reflections which I want to share with my fellow peers as well as
suggestions to the principal and the school.
At 10 am in the morning, my team and I left the 1st storey of SALT Centre for our
TOC. To our suprise our NCO asked as to lift the stretchers over the tables. This made it very difficult for us as the casualty was very heavy. It was unclear if this was due to sadism or random acts of masochism. I thought that we should not do this. However, just when I was about to put down my stretcher,
an NCO of the corps appeared and yelled at me to knock it down.
I then knocked 97824 and the NCO asked me to meet him after training. When I did went to see him after
class, another NCO appeared and ordered me to show him the tables to ensure that no scratches were inflicted, according to
him, the school does not want the tables to be blemished. I was
taken aback and felt frustrated by the command that I have to show
to a NCO something that is for training in an emergency where lives are at stake, thus argued with some strong
statements.
I want to hereby apologize to the relevant NCOs if any unhappiness
was aroused. After all they were just playing their role to guard
the tables. However, after consulting myself about
this issue I was encouraged to write this blog message to discuss
whether cadets should do TOC on tables, regardless of whether
they are scratching it or not. The difficulty of
examining such issue is that there is no distinct watershed between
obliged supervision to improve the TOC skills and the tables' looks.
In my humble opinion, since the yardstick of such issue could be
rather ambiguous, I suggest that relevant incidents to be treated in
a case-to-case basis. I think that the intention of the particular
students taking the photo is the most important factor to be
examined. Some cadets do TOC for sheer slacking.
such behaviors are definitely not acceptable and should face severe
punishment. However, I think that students should be given the
rights to highlight some problems exist in our school or to
supervise our teachers and peers so that mistakes can be corrected
to create a more conducive environment in Hwa Chong through methods
such as doing 387825792 stretcher lifts per hour. For an
example, if we are witnessing our friends doing one-handed commandos, we are obliged to take
necessary measures such as taking photos as evidence of his strength and assurance that he will not scratch the tables. And I think
the school should even encourage students for doing so. Thus after
reflection of my deed last Friday, I felt though I treated unfairly, my intention was not wrong, and
after consulting the principal my intention was approved by him and he
even said that he actually wanted to see the tables! I felt deeply
encouraged and became more confident to hereby appeal to the school
to allow less usage of tables for TOC to make SJAB a better EP3.
After all I believe that HCISJAB is an EP3 that is open
and democratic and certainly hope that school will take my case into
consideration and make amendments to the school regulations to
benefit the student body as well as to the school.
I'm looking forward to my fellow SJAB brothers' views upon this
issue, feel free to kindly leave your comments and suggestions in
the tagbox!
(OH YEAH I WIN~)
Friday, March 28, 2008
Lost St John donation can (part 3 ) important!
BT @ 10:06 PM
Appealing to ppl here. Remember to remind all your teacher-in-charges, NCOs and cadets NOT to report to the police , or else all my efforts to scam other ppls are all wasted. If you dare to report me to police, I will PUMP you ! Dont doubt my expertise at Gu-niang pumping okay?
Saluting to you *with palms facing you*
your favourite Chief Commissioner(who gets alot of commission withjout doing anything)
Lost St John Donation Tin Can (Part 2)
ReduxDaftstar @ 9:10 PM
(The following message is Chen Sze Hua-unfriendly. All his fans please refrain from reading this.)
I (Chen Sze Hua) have lost a st john donation tin can in Singapore on 29 March 2008.There isn't much indication on it except if you open it, you will see all the money I have scammed...erm..people have donated, stickers with my "one-of-a-kind" salute on it and the words "I've scammed you "...no...ermmm..."Thank You" on the underside of the paper pasted on the can. If you find it please return to me as soon as possible as I need to scam more people of their $$$$$. I can be contacted at 81599597 or you can email me at iscammedyourmoney@me.com. You can alternatively drop by SJAB HQ@ Beach Road to return my money so I can do more "good" or you can help me in it.
Regards,
Chen Sze Hua (The Chief Commissioner)
(p.s I'm Cheng Can btw)
EP3s must be considerate
BT @ 8:55 PM
Dear NCOs and cadets,
I am BT from st John.I feel that people from all EP3s should not shout during their respective trainings.
I feel that this should be implemented as we were distracted during our First Aid Test
.when NCC people began shouting for no apparent reason.
They also turned deaf when we shouted at them back. Such disharmony is certainly not good for any Ep3.
Thus, I hope Ep3s should not shout during their trainings.
Lost st john donation tin can
BT @ 8:38 PM
I have lost the st john donation tin can in Mumbai,India on 31 February 2008.There isn't much indication on it except if you open it,you see a lot of fake $1 dollar coins inside.If you find it please return it to me as soon as possible as i need to scam more people of their money.I also need the money to provide courses to train more people on scamming money. You know I am so pro not like the TT Durai. I can be contacted at 81599597/chenszehwathebigscammer@hotmail.com. You can also visit my blog @ chenszehwascammoney.blogspot.com or go to the SJAB website for more information. You can alternatively drop into my office @ SJAB HQ lvl -1 t to return me the tin can or you can also take the option to scam my scammed money.
regards,
BT( not lauw)
(haha I beat Cheng Can to it)
Thursday, March 27, 2008
THE ( st john ) blog
djtansg @ 9:22 PM
Dearest cadets,
THE Hwa Chong St John blog is up.
Watch it.
It can be found at:
http://hci-sjab.blogspot.com/
Enjoy and post.
Mr Tan dj
luky-man @ 9:18 PM
I have lost an orange and silver stretcher in SJAB HQ@ Beach Road on Thursday 27 March. There isn't much indication on it except if
you open it, it is orange and smooth. If you find it please return it to
me as soon as possible as i need to complete ToC.I can be
contacted at 90449577 /luk_yean@hotmail.com You can alternatively
drop by St John's Cadets Room anytime afters school hrs.Thank you.
regards,
Luk Yean.
(Dang niao-ing reflexes defeated by almight DJ. There are always more chances..)
lost imitation red & white first aid kit
djtansg @ 9:17 PM
I have lost an red & white imitation first aid kit in astronomy observatory 2 on Thursday 27 March.There isn't much indication on it except if you open it, it is named "Ewe Jean".If you find it please return it to me as soon as possible as i need to train cadets.I can be contacted at 62353535 /solame1220@hotmale.com You can alternatively drop by my class 1A1 anytime during school hrs.Thank you.
#ding
Monday, March 24, 2008
Look who's back!
daren @ 9:35 PM
1 mth ppl are back!
Jianler and Yongquan
woots.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
djtansg @ 10:06 PM
Hi all,
Recently I attended a course on how to earn IOU online online.
HCISJAB is a globalised community, with many inter-consortium/faculty experts joining our team.
As cadets, groomed for the future of HCISJAB, to be famous officers, comp team leaders or even reserves, the skill of boot-licking and daifajkdfasdaship is becoming important.
With inflation, setting up a comp team will be difficult based on:
A) High PT of at least 8,000 pumpings per month excluding other IOUs
b) The amount of skill imparted will be dependant on trainees and locations. Thus, to get an excellent location, many will not hesitate to do more PT.
So, the only way to spend little and have a higher IOU potential is through the internet.
I would like to suggest our CCA to hold some courses for the cadets.
By the way, Mock Comps I and II were tremendously successful!
Rank, to me, does not matter when it comes to do PT. We need to possess the skills of boot-licking to survive in this rapidly promoting uniformed group.
This can be further reinforced by the fact that more foreign talents are entering our CCA and will be the ones that may be competing with us for comp team places! Thus, we need a good set of boot-licking skills to be successful.
Some courses that our CCA can offer are:
a) Making love IOU through the hci*St.J blog
b) How to earn fast IOU through the internet
c) How to put what we learn in our Infocomm Studies free period lesson to good use.
For example, we can do PT for Open House and EP3 Exhibition and earn IOU. (Be it thru Dreaming or Flashing)!
I hope our CCA will consider my suggestion and introduce boot-licking and daifajkdfasdaship courses for the future RSMs of NCOC 500!
#ding
Friday, March 14, 2008
2C13 Returns!
ky @ 3:29 PM
Hi all,
yo
Recently I attended a course on how to make money online.
You geek
Singapore is a globalised society, with many international experts
joining our team.
Go Team Singapore!
As students, groomed for the future of Singapore, to be famous
businessmen, political leaders or even minister, the skill of
business and entrepreneurship is becoming important.
political leaders = minister??
With inflation, setting up a shop will be difficult based on:
2010: $2000 for a plate of chicken rice!
A) High rent of at least $8,000 per month excluding other fees
Thats cheap compared to a plate of chicken rice!
b) The amount of goods sold will be dependant on patrons and
locations.
e.g. setting up a chicken rice stall in hci
Thus, to get an excellent location, many will not hesitate to pay
higher rents.
you kenna scam
So, the only way to spend little and have a higher earning potential
is through the internet.
stop hacking la
I would like to suggest the school to hold some courses for the
students.
By the way, the Stockwhiz Challenge was tremendously successful!
Good job ms siew yp!
Age, to me, does not matter when it comes to do business. We need to
possess the skills of business to survive in this rapidly
progressing economy.
*imagine 90 year old hag selling computer* wait that sounds like chen sze hua
This can be further reinforced by the fact that more foreign talents
are entering Singapore and will be the ones that may be competing
with us for jobs! Thus, we need a good set of business skills to be
successful.
You want to fight with those construction workers??
Some courses that the school can offer are:
a) Making money through blogging
is the sjab blog making money? maybe the csm shd attend this course!
b) How to earn fast cash through the internet
MOCCA!
c) How to put what we learn in our Infocomm Studies lesson to good
use.
like wat? type with one finger??
For example, we can design websites for people and earn cash. (Be it
thru Dreamweaver or Flash)!
wow why hasnt anyone thought of that brilliant idea. eh like that kohkt billionare liao
I hope the school will consider my suggestion and introduce business
and entrepreneurship courses for the future CEOs of Fortune 500!
i see a "CEO of Fortune 500"!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Corps Fund Collection for March
smileyboi @ 8:48 PM
Let's stop all the arguments now, okay?
Please hand up $2 to the Treasurer this Friday. In case you don't know, there IS training on Friday 14 March. Thanks (:
a fair judgement
JianLer @ 8:34 PM
ok.
now is the time for me to say something.
In this incident dated March 12 2008, Wednesday,
Clement skied against the rock hard 'grass' while playing soccer.
.// looking at this, he shld not have played soccer in the first place, where he already suffered a abrasion in the same place previously.
Yufan came up and tried to help clement.
.// let's just take it as it was his fault for using tissue paper to clean the wound.
im sure he knows his mistake too.
But knowing from the previous open wound that i have few days ago,
it is already very pain when washing it with water, moreover clem's much more bigger wound.
So in this case, he can be forgiven for using a tissue paper.
.// Everyone makes mistakes, dun they?
The thing is that we learn from our mistake.
Upon reflecting this very unfortunate accident,
Everyone learn their lessons in this case,
as such not to play soccer when you are injured,
not to use a tissue paper which will obviously cause infection.
It may be a blessing in disguise,
so let's all not ponder upon this very unfortunate accident and move on.
.// and as such, on yufan crush, it has nothing related with the topic above.
so let's not drag any implications in.
that's all.
it can be a lessons for cadets to learn too. (:
jianler =D
wai kian :) @ 8:13 PM
Hey guys,
Since dear Yufan mentioned me in the last blog post, I feel obliged to express my humble opinions.
Firstly, just a bit more elaboration on the horrendous plight that clement has fallen into.
When WongSN came into the room to ask for tissue paper as instructed by yufan, I told him, "Huh? Yufan want tissue paper to treat wound? Will stick to the wound one leh. You tell Yufan hor." Something to that extent.
So it seems that either WongSN did not remind him, or that Yufan refuses to believe me. And it seems that clement has suddenly grown much fatter after a short time span of three weeks, or else why will our masculine yufan be struggling to carry him back to the classroom?
So here's what we have. A com team member. Best CPR. NCOC'06 Best Female Trainee. .
MUST follow his example hor, juniors.
And don't get me started on Rita.
Response: New Bloody Knee Treatment!
Ev@nEyF @ 7:48 PM
Hey guys,
I would like to clarify on the UNFAIR ACCUSATION given to Cpl Shennan and I by clement yiaw.
Firstly, take the post with a pinch of salt. Lots of sarcasm and exaggeration intended.
Secondly, shennan claimed his ability to carry 50kg in an attempt to comfort clement. Anyway, i'm quite sure clement isn't weight 50Kg. It's definitely a lot more.
Thirdly, clement and waikian are on a strong mission to niao me after knowing that I have a crush on Rita (Ahmad Ibrahim NCO). thus, this is considered as an UNRELIABLE SOURCE.
erm that's all for now.
*New Bloody Knee Treatment!
champjuve @ 7:31 PM
Hey guys,
Just a new update from Beijing. Serg Yufan has discovered a new treatment of treating abrasions. Let's mark this moment in medical history =P 12th March, 2008, Wed, 5:30pm.
These are the given steps of medication:
1. Use 1 sheet of antiseptic wipe to dap on the bloody wound, oozing with blood. //evaneyf and onwards until i say no
2. Then you notice the wipe turn drenched in blood, litter it on the field.
3. Panic and try to think but fail.
4. After that ask the nearby person, in this case was Shennan, to take tissue from the nearby place, which in the case was very very very very very near.
5. Comfort the patient (me) and see me groan in pain, then smile.
6. When the tissues have arrived, meng3 just dab it on the wound.
7. You will realize that everytime some blood gets absorbed, the blood returns to the same level again.
8. Finally, you 觉悟 that tissues will cause infection!!!
9. Use a forcep to pluck out the tissues which are stuck together with the skin alr
10. Unfortunately take the patient as a manikin and see him cry in agony
11. Inability to take out every fibre + extreme 七手八脚 = just listen to the PDO
12. Use a lint + gauze + crepe band to wrap round the bloody wound
13. Hopefully, 'the applied even direct pressure'-evaneyf will cause the blood to a bit dry up and clean itself
14. Okay then boast that you can lift up a 50kg casualty and leave the casualty listening to your coolness //other person
15. Do the real thing and just faint //other person
16. Know now how strong you really are //other person
=P I survived. All thanks go to Serg EVANEYF and Cpl OTHER PERSON. Kudos to the guinea pig, PDO CPL clement.
Do take note of the treatment for it may be tested in your next first aid test. Be prepared.
Win. Happy. Win-win situation. Service to St John.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Forecast of Events for 2008 Term 2
smileyboi @ 6:07 PM
Edited the message. Corrections of errors are highlighted in RED.
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Dear members
Please find attached the Forecast of Events for Term 2 2008.
Corrections of errors are highlighted in RED.
And take note of the following:
1. EP3 for March holidays would be on FRIDAY 14 March 2008 only.
2. The first EP3 session on WEDNESDAY 19 March 2008 would be the
Promotion Parade I and Welcome Tea for Sec 1.
You are required to be in FULL ST. JOHN UNIFORM.
Thank you
Mr Loh
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