Friday, January 18, 2008
Ev@nEyF @ 12:20 AM
BE WARNED: THE FOLLOWING BLOGPOST HAS AN OVEREXCESS OF FLUENT SARCASM. NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED
*Adapted from 'Maps-Ms West Carolina speaks up', parody of Miss Teen USA*
WORLDWIDE BROADCAST: GENTLEMANLINESS
Ev@nEyF speaks up!
The issue on gentlemen is big in Hwa Chong. The students of Hwa Chong desperately NEEDS to know what being a gentleman is all about! The education of such(e.g. PCME) don't help!
Hwa Chong is the only school in the world that breeds gentlemen. So everywhere else genrally remains rugged and undeveloped. Everyone else are probably cavemen and beggars like such as. No where else in the world has gentlemen. However, Hwa Chong DOES have gentlemen like 2C13, that's why we're a worldwide institution because everyone in the world wants to be like us!
They don't know how gentlemen look like, or perhaps even what they are. They can't behave that way, because they do not have the education level like such as in Hwa Chong. Because they're not in Hwa Chong, they're outside in the wildnerness. Nobody knows where they are, because they are OUTSIDE of Hwa Chong. And nobody knows what to do with their ungentlemen behaviour, but we're trying to find them, that's why we msut indeed applaud the bravery of 2C13 to spark off this important mission. We can help them, and teach them to be gentlemen through events like Personal Grooming during Sabbatical Weeks and such as. We'll show them what being a gentleman, especially being a gentleman of Hwa Chong is all about, and say,"Please, come to Hwa Chong because we WANT you here. Because we want to teach you how to be a true blue gentleman! And you can help us with its evangelism. We can't find them because we don't know where they are."
I'm awesome because I am a gentleman.And my gentleman attitude is all due to the benevolent teachings of 2C13. And I don't need to know how other rugged cavemen behave, like those from unknown institutions somewhere around Bishan. These people need to know where Hwa Chong is and what being a gentleman is all about, because it's not just one thing, it's everywhere! And hopefully one day, under Mario's strong leadership, there won't be a need for such teachings anymore, because everyone is a gentleman and everyone belongs to Hwa Chong. And I love Hwa Chong it's totally awesome and free. Everyone should come and study here because it's so much more gentleman than anywhere else. And everyone is really smart and handsome, especially my master 2C13.
Just for laughs.
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